The season is fast approaching and USC is trying to do whatever it can to move tickets with a disinterested fan base.
There are an array of mini-game plans being flogged to poor fans right now.
You can buy a “Tommy Plan” which gets you the best seats available for all seven home games for $250 per ticket. There’s probably some decent seats available since I hear season-ticket sales have been awful this offseason.
There are also two-and-three-game mini plans available where you pick the games to attend. Naturally, the two-game plan does not include the UCLA game.
The plans are being slapped together so fast that USC could not be bothered to spell “three” correctly.
World travelers know folks speak a special language ---a mixture of Arabic and Italian -- in Mazaro dell Vallo, Sicily. Being citizens of the world, Folt and Bohn wanted to include an inside Sicilian joke in their "3 Game" announcement ---the word "thress" means "crap."
Put a real championship caliber team out on the field and you won't have to resort to all those sales gimmicks